Employee 1 yr. Sexual Advance Request Form
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I would appreciate the opportunity to make a sexual advance to you. My remarks will be suggestive and lewd. My hugs, touches, and kisses will be accompanied with requests for sexual favors. Please welcome my sexual advances and my requests and conduct of a sexual nature. With permission, you will feel no need to complain and I will not be compelled to retaliate. I assure you; my advances will be derogatory and I will provide you with seductive, pornographic cartoons and drawings that will please you.


Request submitted this _______ day of ________________ year ___________

Request made by _______________________________ Printed _______________________________


Permission
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Term commences 48 hours after date of submitted request for a period not to exceed 1 yr.

Permission granted ________ (selecting this option is to welcome the above mentioned behavior as acceptable not to be perceived as harassment)

Permission denied _________ (selecting this option is to respectfully decline and stipulate said behavior as unwelcome)



Signed this ________ day of _____________________ year __________

Signature _______________________________ Printed _____________________________________


* Important Note

Failure to select an option and return this signed document within 48 hours from the date of submission is to grant permission by default.
Your welcomed sexual advances will begin immediately following the 48 hour window, not to exceed a term of 1 yr.

Two, Three and Four year terms available on request; A lifetime policy may only be secured at the chapel.

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